The sect of Skippy the great guru has struck again…! It was already at work when AMD released an exceptional Ryzen 7 Gorgon Point with characteristics inferior to a Ryzen 5 Strix Point of the previous generation, here it is which operates this time in the shadow ofIntellike a secret society. It allows us to discover a new nugget: the Core Ultra X9 378H.
It was not part of the initial list of 14 processors Panther Lake made official by Intel during CES 2026 in January. It has actually just been added on the sly by the firm, and that’s a shame, because the marketing geniuses have struck again.
But then, what is this new Core Ultra X9 378H ? It’s very simple in fact…: you take a Core Ultra X7 368Hmodel which was announced in January 2026, you remove the platform from it Intel vProand you get the Core Ultra X9 378H. Isn’t that wonderful…? If you want to be sure, you can consult the official Intel ARK sheets for the X9 378H and the
“The truth is elsewhere” Mulder would say, in any case we are, as always, simple laymen and are not capable of understanding the infinite wisdom of the marketing of the powerful of this world. Only Skippy the great guru hears and understands these holy naming decisions. We therefore refer to the cult of the great Richenou, let’s go on a transcendental donation quest, for total freedom of cosmic thoughts towards a new reminiscent age.
